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Friday Filmskool

“Friday Alliteration,” more like it.

Ben Joseph writes film summaries in three lines or less:

West Side Story
TONY: Cinema has a long literary tradition. This one’s based on Shakespeare.
MARIA: Just like that Amanda Bynes movie!
TONY: (Sigh.) Let’s just dance-fight.


The Graduate
BEN: Now that I’m done with college, I don’t know who I am.
MRS. ROBINSON: Cougar bait?
BEN: Eh, that was fun, but I want to give the next-gen model a spin.

The collection has Citizen Kane, Deer Hunter, The Philadelphia Story, and The Godfather as well.


Written by walonline

April 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm

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