Office Rumors

A sarcastic entry on the Minneapolis MetBlog requests that voters lobby their legislators to outlaw rocks in this city.The author writes:

First Minnesota outlaws smoking in private businesses, then text messaging in private vehicles — heck, legislation was even proposed to ban walking down alleys.

After watching this video — featuring the handiwork of a couple treacherous rocks in Uptown — I propose we create legislation to ban the possession and use of rocks (in the name of public safety).

Its a fitting complement to Reason.tv’s “Banned“, featuring Drew Carey.

Also, I don’t know whether treacherous or just-plain-evil is a more fitting way to describe those rocks, or their handymen.